Tag Archives: God

God and fishes

So, if there’s no God, who changes the water?

New Yorker cartoon of two goldfish in a bowl


Points of view

To You I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.

Woody Allen


Einstein and software

Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary.  No such faith comforts the software engineer.

Fred Brooks, Jr.


God and common mens

God must love the common man; He made so many of them.

Anonymous


God capabilities

I think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

Oscar Wilde


Government quota

Thank God, we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.

Anonymous


Random selections

Only God can make a random selection. (Even though the computer randomly chose this message)

Anonymous


God and numbers

God made the integers, all else is the work of man.

Anonymous


God favourite game

God does not play dice.

Albert Einstein


God positioning

God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.

Alfred Jarry


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