Tag Archives: program

Maintenance

Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.

The Tao of Programming


Bad coding

There is not now, and never will be, a language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.

Flon


Specifications and programs

It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.

Anonymous coder


Programming complexity

Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.

Anonymous


Drunk coding

Never program and drink beer at the same time.

Anonymous


Goverment plans and action

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

Anonymous


Names and complexity

All the simple programs have been written, and all the good names taken.

Anonymous


Value of a program

The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.

Anonymous


Useless programs

If a program is useless, it must be documented.

Anonymous


Useful programs

If a program is useful, it must be changed.

Anonymous


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